on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea
i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
Jesus take the wheel
Whoa there Jesus
Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.
i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”
That works too
Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT