frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

Saturday Apr 4 @ 02:57pm
Saturday Apr 4 @ 12:25am

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

Saturday Apr 4 @ 12:23am

cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

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Whoa there Jesus

Saturday Apr 4 @ 12:22am

Saturday Apr 4 @ 12:18am

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

disneyismyescape:

kinell:

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”

That works too

Saturday Apr 4 @ 12:17am

gearstation:

sacredassbutt:

baruchsbalthamos:

Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.

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ahem.

Thursday Apr 4 @ 12:43am

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Thursday Apr 4 @ 12:41am
gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

Thursday Apr 4 @ 12:40am
Thursday Apr 4 @ 12:40am


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